Post#1 Greetings And Salutations

Hello all.

So... You can imagine my surprise, when of all times, Thursday 10/20,  we looked behind the bellybutton of my beloved and found one of these!

There was a feeling of a pit in her stomach. Probably something about the size of a prune pit, to be specific, beginning to hog it's Mommy's nutrients, while at the same time, altering her mood from time to time and giving us the mixed emotions of "oh, crap" and "wow, awesome" and "but oh, crap" and "Still, this is going to be great!", and back to "oh, crap" again, in a never ending looped dance of reality.

Something has ultimately changed our relationship forever. Until we know the sex, we have decided to refer to our unplanned but entirely welcome offspring as "Baby Para" as in, Baby Parasite. At this point, it's pretty much just feeding off Mom and not giving us much input as to what it's thinking about.

It's not like the timing is perfect, it really isn't. But the idea of a "little us" is very exciting. So in this case we're going to be busy, for a while, at first trying to prepare the way for a good home for Para, trying to make sure that what comes out on the 22nd of June is more:

 Like this,

  

Than this:

And definitely not this:

Because that would just be weird. And we want something better for our baby than that.

So me and Baby Para's Mom will probably take turns posting some of our experiences as it relates to this while we go along, and hope you enjoy.

-Anonymous Daddious.