Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Time to Fall Back... about 3 weeks.

The latest news from Operation Occupy Mommious' Womb:

So, today was the first time they bounced sound waves off my unborn child in a new style of "Radar Love" which hopefully won't cause her to listen to Michael Bolton records or that auditory quailude of a musician,  Kenny G.

Guess what? We were wrong. Baby Para has only been with us for 7 weeks and three days. I'm sure her anonymous Mommious will want to comment on it, as she saw it go down in person. I had to work. Kind of a drag, but I'd rather be a "yes man"- to that extent- than be a "I need a job, Man..." times are rough out there.

So I have to downgrade baby Para's status to "smaller, more globular, but still cute". Don't believe me? Check this out: She's got eyelids, a beating heart, a functioning liver and pancreas, and two hemispheres to her brain. Nothing's cuter than two hemispheres of the brain, is there? 

Every fetus thinks she wishes she were baby Para.




4 comments:

  1. Are you going to post pictures?

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  2. Anonymous Momious got one printing of Baby Para yesterday. She is looking for a way to scan it in.

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  3. Tell her to ask to use our Dad's scanner to upload it to the computer...easy peasy

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  4. Congratulations Anonymous Dadious :).

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